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11 Things Only True Bagel Lovers Will Understand

True bagel lovers know that delicious starts with Dempster's, but that's not the only thing we all have in common...

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1. Bagels are a key part of a well-rounded diet.

And not just because of their shape!
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And not just because of their shape!

2. You spell happiness a little bit differently:

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3. Selecting the right spread is one of the toughest decisions you'll ever have to make.

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And it never gets any easier. No matter how often you make it.

4. All of your bae goals are bagels.

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5. Eating a bagel the way most people eat donuts.

What? They're #bagelicious enough on their own.
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What? They're #bagelicious enough on their own.

6. Trying not to look too disgusted when someone asks if you want your sandwich on a roll.

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7. The sheer joy that is waking up when you know it's Bagel Friday at the office.

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Let's see some free rolls get everyone to show up at work on time. Not going to happen.

8. Size matters...

...when it comes to picking a toaster, that is.
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...when it comes to picking a toaster, that is.

9. Eating a bagel for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

A bagel with eggs or cream cheese or whatever else your stomach desires = TOTALLY different meals.
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A bagel with eggs or cream cheese or whatever else your stomach desires = TOTALLY different meals.

10. Following your bagel with a dessert bagel.

One's savoury; one's sweet. Both are perfect in their own way.
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One's savoury; one's sweet. Both are perfect in their own way.

11. Knowing that the number of good reasons why you shouldn't enjoy your favorite bread product is shaped exactly like a bagel.

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Dempster's and true bagel lovers go together like bagels and, well, anything. Use this coupon to save $1 on your next #bagelicious purchase.

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