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Which clouds do you like the best?

Pick a flower!

Where would you prefer to vacation?

Which of these desserts would you devour?

And finally, choose something shiny!

You and your friends never speak about that fateful summer, three years ago. You didn't strike the killing blows yourself, but the memory of those cold corpses, hidden beneath the soil, will haunt you for the rest of your days.

YOU KNOW WHERE THE BODIES ARE BURIED.

No one will ever suspect that it was you - little old you - who hacked the 2016 election. And you didn't do it for money, or power, or even to win political favor. You did it because you COULD. Now every time you watch the news, your pulse quickens and you think to yourself: "I did that."

YOU HACKED THE ELECTION.

You never meant for it to happen. You and your friends were just joking around with that old book. But then the Unspeakable Abomination arose from the pit, and all you could do was flee. Now you live with the constant knowledge of the unholy horror you unleashed upon the world.

YOU ONCE SUMMONED AN ANCIENT DEMON.

Not even your closest friends could ever guess what's about to happen. But piece by piece, your master plan is taking shape. And very soon, the whole world will kneel before you, and whisper your name in awe. SOON.

YOU'RE QUIETLY PLOTTING WORLD DOMINATION.

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