WHICH CHUSETA MEMBER ARE YOU?
You got ME OFENDES a lot by everything, and yu defend your creencias and loved ones with all, and in the future when you end studies you will demostrate it kicking asses in your cases just as Harvey does. You're a fantasia de persona. You like to prove you're right and normally you're right. You also like programas de miseria humana and divinity, and you look tough in the outside but in the fond you are an amor. I would say more but BASTA YA!
You are Barbarato Urain, enhorabuena, toma un sugus, te lo mereces. But quien sabe maybe you don't serás más barbarato PORQUE EL MUNDO SE VA A LA MIERDA. One day more, another day another indignation, this never ending road to findelmundo. But aparte de eso you’re also super caring and buena gente. You're probablemente mirando places in an asilo bikos you are a puto viejo and necesitas to take tu puto bastón.
You’re always super hungry. You probably MIRAR Y NEUTRALIZAR a la gente. You like txuleta and you don´t entender como alguien dont like it, que tu respet it e PERO YOU HATE THEM. You’re not a exagerada, is just que the other NO ENTIENDEN. You also h8 salad and green cosas, que ni te lo acerquen que you kill them, and you have pies de princesa. You live for the party selfies and you always are beautiful in them. You like a lot de marchuqui marchuqui.
You are like a kawai anime girl because you are a happy flower and you demostrate it a lot to the people (a little too much) .You’re so so so positiva and so so so activa que parece que te has metido cinco kilos de coca pa desayunar. You are also happy a pesar de madrugeision (QUE ESO TIA IS NOT NORMAL). You’re always trying to see the good side of cosas. You hablar so agudo that only perros can listen you. You dont kedar a lot but when yu do you are really intense so it counts like a hundred times.
You life for and only the temporadas de anime. Go out the sabadeison? BAILES DE SALON AND BOLEY BITCH! You never ligar pero dosent matter bikos you dont like 3D pipol. You make a lot of bad chistes (that are not even chistes) and jojoreferencias ol de time and you also like to bully irene mientras come. You like to buli ebrithing in general. Go get a job. You like to comerte bicis borracho and potar with the balcon. Also, you dont spik, you shout. A lot.
You live just for the cochecito of tecnun. You don't like to cut your hair and you enjoy being a influencer llevando camisetas de tecnun motorsport. La Gente will preguntarse si tienes lavadora.You enjoy arguing because of tonterias and yuo like to be right always, even if youre not. You bastante rencoroso and bastante vago. You also supercrak of computer. You doler la cabeza a lot but dont worry there’s homeopatia. Sometimes se te va a lot la olleishion. ojo que the respuesta puede cambiar si la metes en un cuadrado.
We can’t describe you bikos you’re missing a lot. Maybi you is no more you. Or yes. We dont knwo. Realmente we dont know if youare in the chuseta. You never speak in grupos but when you kedar you yes speak. And you reir a lot for ebrizing. You are very competitiva casi almost como don paditze, the competision is ahi ahi. Que fea ereees!!
You are a slow eater por naturaleza, and people often buliar you for that, but is not your fault que el dorito sea interminabol. People often buliar you in general but dont worri que you olso super agresiva an you (slowly) get your revenge. You also very hardworking and smart: you worry about studies alot and a beri gud student. Time? what is that? i have never heard of it tio, I just know 11:11.
You’re the liberador of the chuseto, cuackdalf el pardo. You think you maduro because you call impertinente and grosero to the people, but lets face it, you’re not. You are a fan of belic movies and series but then you’re the slowest in the world watching them. You like pretending you supermayor and you right an you responsable but also ñeeee cuak noises a lot. In the heart, you’re a child. And a supergood person in the fondeision. And a pato. Cuak. An yu also lof a lot padilla but you ocultar with ines ):
You are the maximous diva in the world tia. You always get what you want because yu put very pesada until yu get it. You are a culo inquieto and always want to kedar, so much that even if you are not here we see you much more than other chusetos. You also love dancing and darlo todeision, aunque yu like musica bastante rara que only you know. And you always get the eyeliner on point. People may say that you are always late but a diva comes when she wants, bitch!
You're the loudest in the wooolt and cries for everything, you are literally crying right now, admit it. Yellow as a forma de vida (maybe because you love the cerveza) but also negro as your soul. You're the most despistadeision pava in the world, you would lose your head if it wasn't pegada in the body. Everything you see representates you in life (tag yourself tia) and you down with the patriarcado super sobrau. You party super hard but also super I don't want to do anything, and you torpe a lot.
You’re an aloholika of the wine, en serio, you have a problem. You almos always drinkin and partying. You espik with ebribodi always and the truth is ebriguan ends up likeing you (excepto tu vecino, ese te odia). You also is high in activities and alwais wnat to do things. And you also forget ebrizing a lot always, even si has quedado con gente or not, because you superpopu. And you late. You have another serius problem with the beach. We know you’re in the beach. Please, leave the beach.
You cocinero oficial de the vida. You not supersticioso para nada bikos you were born in TRECE-DE-ENERO-JODER. You speak to bajito and nobody hears you, but when you get eskizo and crazy, you get quite “loud”. You also like to have the reason and you also pikarte bastante facil and mucho, maybe bikos yu supercompetitivo. I hope you’re not pikado right now. You like seing videos mu raros of ebrizing in the youtube. Toñi Moreno who? You also like nutrias, La people comentara que you are late, but porfavor you have avised!!! .
You're the FOKIN QUEEN of the Chuseta, la people te envidia bikos of your fama. You a little niña in the heart, vamos que eres UN PUTO BEBEEEEEEEEEE. Ebriguan lofs yu and wants tu bi wiz yu bikos yu always make them partirse el culo. Sometimes yu rayarte un monton and estres, que es eso??? es x saber. And no tienes ano.
MIRAAA EEEEH, fuck the police coming str8 from the underground. You're a hater the la vida and likes shit featurings in songs. You have a nigga in you and yu very posturetas. You are very exigent and need people who smells good. You dont enterder how people comprar water in tiedas. You always intentar imitar a pedrerol, you dont like becario (#becariosno).
To the contrary your nombre says you are the most relaxed pavo in the world. You're pelo pantene of the gruop and everyone want to acariciarlo. You are a student but only in theory. You are always smoking and eating everything, even people sobras. People might always tell you that you are siempre tarde, but is because you are like the coffe, LATTE.
You're loud and annoying. You're a vago de la vida and you like to do nothing, just like a oso perezoso, the coolest animal in the world and your favourite one. And a quejica. You also love to see your crushes and OT24h. You also adikted to your divinity music and haces muy bien las imitations de acenteisions. And no te gusta el pollo para nothing. You manage to get ebrione loves you, but ay dejame.
You’re like a shinny pokemon, rare to see. You're the ghost member of the chuseta because you dont kedar a lot. You like dancing and doing the robocot. You're a crack with technological stuff. You are a enfermo of anime and a big superhero movies and comics fan.
You’re always partying and high af. yu go to clase to cumplir, anotheeer day in the office, and yu la bajas a lot. You also are un poco moroso and lately have netflix gratuito. Your life filosofi is pico and pala but you also bastante vago.