8 Questions You Can Ask To Start A Nick Saban Rant

The SEC Media Week starts Monday and there's a decent chance we can see another classic rant from Alabama coach Nick Saban. The event, which continues through Thursday (July 10-13), will be held at the Hyatt Regency Birmingham - Wynfrey Hotel in Hoover, Ala. However ... if you actually would like to see a Saban rant, here are some suggested questions:

1. About his memory ...

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You've said you'll never get over the losses to Clemson, in the 2017 national championship, or to Auburn in 2013. How do you feel about that 2007 loss to Louisiana-Monroe?

2. About his politics ...

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Would you have voted for Tommy Tuberville for governor?

3. About his schedule ...

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Can you say more about that Tin-Horn Defense you used against Georgia Southern?

4. About his former coaches ...

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When he was your offensive coordinator, how often did Jim McElwain express to you a strong desire to ride a shark naked?

5. About Crimson Tide history ...

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Why do YOU think you're a better coach than Bear Bryant?

6. About his 2017 opponents ...

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Where is Mercer? (also see "About his schedule" question)

7. About a player's work ethic ...

What do you think about Lebron James taking off all those games in the middle of the NBA season? He's a big pussy, right?

8. About Lane Kiffin ...

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OK, Lane Kiffin? ... So what's up with you and that dude? And for the Coke bottle, the same question.