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    16 Hilariously Honest Titles For Classic Books

    The Great Gatsby should really be retitled Drink Responsibly. From comedian Dan Wilbur's Better Book Titles.

    1. The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath

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    2. Oh, the Places You'll Go! by Dr. Seuss

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    3. To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

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    4. The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger

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    5. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

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    6. Hamlet by William Shakespeare

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    7. The Odyssey by Homer

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    8. Moby-Dick by Herman Melville

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    9. The Bible

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    10. The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein

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    11. Ulysses by James Joyce

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    12. Mrs Dalloway by Virginia Woolf

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    13. As You Like It by William Shakespeare

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    14. Guns, Germs, and Steel by Jared Diamond

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    15. A Separate Peace by John Knowles

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    16. Portnoy's Complaint by Philip Roth

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    Dan Wilbur is a comedian, author, and the creator of Better Book Titles. His writing has been featured on McSweeney's, College Humor, Someecards, and The Onion News Network
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