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16 Hilariously Honest Titles For Classic Books

The Great Gatsby should really be retitled Drink Responsibly. From comedian Dan Wilbur's Better Book Titles.

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1. The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath

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2. Oh, the Places You'll Go! by Dr. Seuss

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3. To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

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4. The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger

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5. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

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6. Hamlet by William Shakespeare

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7. The Odyssey by Homer

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8. Moby-Dick by Herman Melville

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9. The Bible

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10. The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein

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11. Ulysses by James Joyce

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12. Mrs Dalloway by Virginia Woolf

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13. As You Like It by William Shakespeare

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14. Guns, Germs, and Steel by Jared Diamond

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15. A Separate Peace by John Knowles

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16. Portnoy's Complaint by Philip Roth

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Dan Wilbur is a comedian, author, and the creator of Better Book Titles. His writing has been featured on McSweeney's, College Humor, Someecards, and The Onion News Network
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