1. The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath

2. Oh, the Places You'll Go! by Dr. Seuss

3. To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

4. The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger

5. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

6. Hamlet by William Shakespeare

7. The Odyssey by Homer

8. Moby-Dick by Herman Melville

9. The Bible

10. The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein

11. Ulysses by James Joyce

12. Mrs Dalloway by Virginia Woolf

13. As You Like It by William Shakespeare

14. Guns, Germs, and Steel by Jared Diamond

15. A Separate Peace by John Knowles

16. Portnoy's Complaint by Philip Roth

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