10 Cartoon Characters You Don’t Want To Picture Having Sex Who Definitely Had Sex

Part of growing up is finding out your parents had sex. We’re here to tell you that a bunch of your favorite cartoons did too.

1. Goofy

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His son Max is all the proof we need to know that Goofy got down and dirty.

2. Ruby and Joe Valentine (Skeeter’s Parents from Doug)

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Where do you think they came up with the name Skeeter?

3. Mr. Krabs

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His daughter is a whale. Mr. Crabs literally had sex with a whale. Wrap your brain around that.

4. The Sultan

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Jasmine had to get her genes somewhere.

5. Martha and Ebenezer Wheezer (Carl's Parents from Jimmy Neutron)

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Someone had to make Carl.

6. Arnold's Grandpa from Hey Arnold!

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Your grandparents had sex too.

7. Stu and Didi Pickles

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At least twice.

8. Maurice (Beauty and the Beast)

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Belle is like 25, so Maurice definitely did it in his 50s.

9. Muriel and Eustace (Courage the Cowardly Dog)

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We can’t prove Eustace and Muriel had sex, but it seems pretty obvious and as long as you’re thinking about it, we succeeded.

10. Nigel Thornberry

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You knew he was coming.