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17 Breathtakingly '90s Photos Of ESPN Soccer Analyst Alexi Lalas

Dude.

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This is Alexi Lalas. If you're watching the World Cup this summer, you're going to see a lot of him on ESPN.

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And if that's the only photo you've ever seen of Alexi Lalas, you're probably thinking: He seems nice! Even, dare you think, clean cut.

But stare into that face once more. Give it a good look.

Behind that layer of stubble is an undeniable truth: Alexi Lalas is a man of the 1990s.

Or to be more specific: This man WAS the 1990s.

WARNING: WHAT FOLLOWS ARE GRAPHIC IMAGES OF THE 1990s, AND MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ANYONE WHO OCCASIONALLY LONGS FOR A BARENAKED LADIES REUNION TOUR.

7. Who was to stop him from, say, dressing as General George Custer for a photo shoot before a friendly vs. England?

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There are dozens of famous generals who fought the British. Custer wasn't one of them. But who cares? It was 1993!

15. Can you handle this? Because it's time to face the facts: Of all the things from the 1990s, Alexi Lalas is the undisputed champion of 90's-iestness.

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