And if that's the only photo you've ever seen of Alexi Lalas, you're probably thinking: He seems nice! Even, dare you think, clean cut.
But stare into that face once more. Give it a good look.
Behind that layer of stubble is an undeniable truth: Alexi Lalas is a man of the 1990s.
Or to be more specific: This man WAS the 1990s.