17 Breathtakingly '90s Photos Of ESPN Soccer Analyst Alexi Lalas

Dude.

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This is Alexi Lalas. If you're watching the World Cup this summer, you're going to see a lot of him on ESPN.

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And if that's the only photo you've ever seen of Alexi Lalas, you're probably thinking: He seems nice! Even, dare you think, clean cut.

But stare into that face once more. Give it a good look.

Behind that layer of stubble is an undeniable truth: Alexi Lalas is a man of the 1990s.

Or to be more specific: This man WAS the 1990s.

WARNING: WHAT FOLLOWS ARE GRAPHIC IMAGES OF THE 1990s, AND MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ANYONE WHO OCCASIONALLY LONGS FOR A BARENAKED LADIES REUNION TOUR.

7. Who was to stop him from, say, dressing as General George Custer for a photo shoot before a friendly vs. England?

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There are dozens of famous generals who fought the British. Custer wasn't one of them. But who cares? It was 1993!

That's right: HOOTIE.

15. Can you handle this? Because it's time to face the facts: Of all the things from the 1990s, Alexi Lalas is the undisputed champion of 90's-iestness.