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    Top Takeaways From Hey Whipple Squeeze This

    I actually do read :)

    1. Simplicity is key.

    2. Billboards!

    3. Say it straight (or punnily, or terribly, or over and over again) then say it great.

    4. Don't defend work on emotional grounds or on the creativity of the execution.

    5. Interesting > funny