1. He doesn't believe in human rights
Chad from Sigma Apple Pie doesn't believe in welfare or immigration but wants you to donate to his GoFundMe to fund his trip to Cabo
2. He's very popular among the ladies...for some reason
someone pls explain to me why the girls next to me insist on talking about chad from apple sigma pie throughout our entire lecture... pls
3. He is loud and disruptive in the morning
Nothing like waking up to Chad from Sigma Apple Pie screaming off the roof of his frat house "It's a beautiful morning, boys!!" #GoBucks
4. He is going somewhere for Spring Break...we just don't know where yet
had to find a new spot in the library bc Todd and Chad from Sigma Apple Pie are sooooo stoked for spring break dude
5. He's an online shopper
jw how Chad from Apple sigma pi can spend a whole 1.5 hour lecture looking at chubbies and TFM
6. His father is a lawyer
Smh Chad from Sigma Apple Pie is gonna have his dad sue you for slander for this https://t.co/MX74Ukzyrr
7. Again, he's very popular among the ladies???
When you're stalking Chad from Sigma Apple Pi
8. He doesn't respect women
me every time I go for a Chad from sigma Apple pi and he ends up treating me poorly
9. He's political and he wants to tell you about it
????? tell me W H Y chad from sigma apple pie started talking trump politics to me at an *8 am* physics lab ¿¿¿¿
10. He low key thinks this is fine
when gold digger comes on at the party & ur gettin hyphy but then chad from sigma apple pie says the n-word in the… https://t.co/U4DiAm55fp
11. He thinks he owns the damn house and calls the shots
These girls in Starbucks were talking about how Chad from sigma Apple pie totally uninvited her from his fraternity party on Saturday lol
12. He gets insecure if you're about to fall through
when Chad from Sigma Apple Pi texts u at 4 am "wyd" and u don't respond
13. He sets a standard that we all want to meet
tonight was the night I went harder than Chad from sigma apple pie
14. He sets a standard that we all...don't want to meet?
The Bachelor is about as real as what you have with Chad from Sigma Apple Pi
15. He's used as an example while studying
girls will take psych 201 & think that chad from sigma apple pi must've had a delay in cognitive development and that's why he cant commit
16. He takes fraternity traditions very seriously
chad from sigma apple pie just got initiated into his frat 2 months ago & is out here making fun of pledges like he wasn't one 8 weeks ago
17. He literally isn't worth anyone's time
College is the fastest 4 yrs of ur life,so stop worryin about Chad in sigma apple pie who broke ur heart and go have fun with ppl who love u
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