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You know natural selection will work in your favor:
2.
You're always down to mourn the loss of anything:
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And your friends can always count on you to have the best all-black inventory:
5.
Your parents might not always be into your style:
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But you know you can always win that argument:
7.
Sometimes you have to make sacrifices in order to stay true to yourself:
8.
You might face daily obstacles:
9.
And wearing all-black can be a struggle depending on the season:
10.
But you don't really have a choice, because this is what your closet looks like year-round:
11.
You know you'll always be the hottest, literally:
12.
But you just follow your heart anyway:
13.
You have two moods — and usually you go for the latter:
14.
Because there's always a perfect excuse to wear your favorite color:
15.
Wearing black doesn't always mean you're dead inside:
16.
Ok...sometimes it does, but like, in a chic way:
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Sometimes you can wear black for joyous occasions:
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Black is the perfect choice for clumsy people who also want to look stylish AF:
19.
Sometimes people will make it hard for you to be comfortable:
20.
Or you might be confused for an evil bartender:
21.
You hate when society expects you to wear ugly-ass colors — like green — because of some holiday you don't really care for:
22.
But don't ever let anyone change you:
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Because your happiness is all that matters:
