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23 Tweets People Who Like Wearing Only Black Can Relate To

“It’s a lovely day outside — I think I’ll wear black.”

1. You know natural selection will work in your favor:

2. You're always down to mourn the loss of anything:

3. Anything...

4. And your friends can always count on you to have the best all-black inventory:

5. Your parents might not always be into your style:

6. But you know you can always win that argument:

7. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices in order to stay true to yourself:

8. You might face daily obstacles:

9. And wearing all-black can be a struggle depending on the season:

10. But you don't really have a choice, because this is what your closet looks like year-round:

11. You know you'll always be the hottest, literally:

12. But you just follow your heart anyway:

13. You have two moods — and usually you go for the latter:

14. Because there's always a perfect excuse to wear your favorite color:

15. Wearing black doesn't always mean you're dead inside:

16. Ok...sometimes it does, but like, in a chic way:

17. Sometimes you can wear black for joyous occasions:

18. Black is the perfect choice for clumsy people who also want to look stylish AF:

19. Sometimes people will make it hard for you to be comfortable:

20. Or you might be confused for an evil bartender:

21. You hate when society expects you to wear ugly-ass colors — like green — because of some holiday you don't really care for:

22. But don't ever let anyone change you:

23. Because your happiness is all that matters:

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