11 Very Important Things You Should Know Before Dating A Latina
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!!!! *screams and cha-chas into the abyss.*
1. Latinas are spicy.
2. Latinas are great dancers.
3. Latinas love when you call them mami.
4. Latinas are LOUD as hell, so keep those earplugs handy.
5. Latinas absolutely love cooking.
6. Latinas are sOoOoO crazyyyyy.
7. Latinas loooooove cleaning!
8. Latinas are very exotic.
9. A Latina's diet exclusively consists of tacos and tequila.
10. Latinas are curvy.
11. Latinas are fiery!
This is obviously meant to be read in a sarcastic tone. Stereotypes are dumb and there's really no right or wrong way to be a Latina.