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Tell Us Your Favorite Antidiabetic Medication And We'll Tell You Your Sexual Preferences!

How do you prefer to lower blood glucose?

What is your preferred route of administration?

Don't let anyone shame you for being vanilla. You stick to the basics, but you're good at it! Missionary is your bread and butter, and you make passionate eye contact the whole time. Semper paratus is your motto - you've always got a condom ready.

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When people complain about hookup culture, they're talking about you, tiger! Friday nights are about the endless struggle between your battery life and your tinder notifications. You come first but are always down to give your partner a hand (or tongue). You're secretly a furry, but no one would be surprised if they found out.

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You haven't been single for over a month since the 10th grade. The half life of your relationships is longer than the time it takes to get a PharmD. You cry after sex because your partner is so beautiful, your life is so beautiful, how did everything get so beautiful.

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"That's my song!" you yell when Toxic comes on at the club. There's not enough space to list all your kinks (let's just say that would take several feet...). You love the thrill of getting choked: relinquishing control is tantamount to a flirtation with death.

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Whether due to preference or some deep seating issues that need exploring, you only do it while drunk. You don't like being kissed on the mouth, maybe because of the emotional intimacy aspect, but also maybe because teeth freak you out.

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You're the classic millenial who goes on dates/hooks up with people and ghosts them as soon as someone develops feelings. You're scared of commitment because you're hyperaware of the tumultuous world we live in. Also, you're into pee stuff, obviously.

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You offer the best relationship advice, despite the fact that you're extremely single. Your sex life involves googling stuff when your friends ask you questions. But don't feel burnt out! Someday, you'll be someone's favorite person.

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You're so healthy and fit, you look like you just walked out of a yogurt commercial. The kind of sex you're into is more cardio than most people do in a week. You can tie weird knots with your tongue, and you've done it in public but refuse to say where.

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Your sexuality is as fluid as fully anticoagulated blood. Gay, queer, pan, bi - you spend less time worrying about labels and more time looking for your next adventure. You're generous with some things (like paying for dinner) but not others (your time, which you will not waste on cuddling).

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