17 Of The Most Iconic "Desperate Housewives" Moments That'll Make You Laugh All Over Again

"No, I cannot kill you today. I have pilates."

1. When Edie Britt died just as she lived.

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Couldn't have said it better myself. Maybe she's haunting Susan now?

2. When Gaby cited the constitution to prove her point.

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Gaby can get political when she needs to.

3. When Brie made her priorities clear. Sorry Karen.

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Fitness comes first.

4. When Zack kissed Gaby and she had to put him in his place.

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Probably the single most important line of the entire series.

5. Basically just everything Edie Britt ever said.

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She always knew what she wanted.

6. When Gaby revealed the key to happiness.

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Sister Mary really tried it. Most iconic feud of all time.

7. When Renee really knew how to get to the point.

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She always said how she felt.

8. When Edie knew her identity and owned it.

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Is this not how everyone greets their new neighbors?

9. When Gaby maxed out John's credit card and he expected her to sacrifice.

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Facts.

10. Honestly, Edie never disappointed.

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Edie died way too soon.

11. When Gaby had to make some threats.

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Did anyone not hate Sister Mary?

12. And when she was oh so humble.

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Gabrielle Solis is the most iconic character to ever exist.

13. When Edie knew where she belonged.

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Well, she's not wrong.

14. This incredibly pure moment.

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15. When Gaby celebrated mental health.

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We love a mental health advocate.

16. Every scene with Edie vs. Susan.

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#TeamEdie

17. But really, they were the best part of the show.

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Iconic.

Honestly, Desperate Housewives was one of the best shows ever written. You can't change my mind.

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