Speps ‘Crawfish’ Speppersby (Jazz Horn)
Blaze Scallion (Large Lower Bells)
‘Fats’ Chubby ‘Fats’ Roundhog (Piccolo)
Starchild Rasta-Hatt (Guitar in the Shape of a Cat’s Face)
Pando (Pitched Ethnic Maracas)
Noleigi Tantacraft (Ram’s Horn)
Jifty Maroons (Body Cavity)
GK Chesterton III (Slap Bass)
Arnie ‘The Traitor’ Snowcusp (Slide Organ)
Shandy Kaftan (Plain Scupper)
The Bolo Twins (Vocoders)
Shudderin’ Colt Fauxbaux (Butcher's Pipe)
Tony ‘Cocaine For Breakfast’ Pony (Very Fast Fingering)
Jeffifer ‘The Bourbon Voiced Dolly of the Poconos’ Standwich (Soprano)
‘A Different’ Scatman Crothers (Scatting)
Woodmath Gablestrand (Padded Banjo)
Pierre ‘Piff Paff’ De La Negligee (French Horn)
Clive Blanders (Hot Skanky Licks)
Hal Quimby (Xylophone Made From a Skeleton’s Ribcage)
Lovely “Pretty’ Chipchops (Spoonbill Pipes)
Glaxo Antillibees (Space Lute)
Chesty Mammarian (Bongos)
Orbus Dustlake (Reciprocating Saw)
Hammy Hambone McHambonington (Oboe)
Gappy ‘Sideways’ Shunt (Lowboe)
Tallion Aftermath (Hobo's Bow)
‘Outside’ Chail Lybo (Bad Vibes)
Zazzzzzzzzzz (Harpsitroniphone)