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Who Should UWSP Theatre And Dance Department Hire For An Open Position?

Turns out we're getting a new professor! Take this quiz to decide who it should be!

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  1. What's the most important quality of a university professor?

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    Working Hard to Get the Job Done
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    Willingness to Collaborate
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    A Friendly Disposition
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    Plays the Piano
  2. What should a professor desire most?

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    To create excellent art and opportunities for all.
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    To guide students in the direction most suitable for their wants and needs.
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    To foster a tight-knit community of artists in a safe learning environment.
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    Typical salary range of $40-50K. Actual salary is based on years of experience.
  3. What practical skills should a professor have?

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    Playwriting
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    Sound Design
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    Directing
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    Making sure you drink plenty of water and breathe correctly.
  4. What should a professor's favorite play be?

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    Mars Lost
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    How I Learned to Drive
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    The Tempest
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    Be Aggressive
  5. What should a professor's favorite thing about Stevens Point be?

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    A fulfilling career.
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    Thursday night karaoke at Pete's (right behind Jimmy Johns, buy one get one drinks for ladies.)
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    Getting to pursue a wide variety of theatre endeavors and learn about all aspects of the arts.
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    Where's Stevens Point?
  6. What kind of classes should a new professor teach?

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    Dramaturgy
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    Stagecraft
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    The joys of acting
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    How to sing for classes that require you to sing in order for you to sing.
  7. What should a professor's favorite flavor be?

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    Salt
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    Salt
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    Salt
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    Honey and lemon water
  8. What is your reaction to this quiz?

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    It's satire.
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    It's all in good fun.
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    It's just a little salty and that's OK.
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    I'm am shocked and appalled! There shall be no BA students in my classes!
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