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    24 Canadian Landmarks That Are Actually Total Crap

    Not worth the trip. According to these reviewers.

    1. The CN Tower — "If you believe in full disclosure and freedom, don't bother."

    2. The Banff Gondola — "This money-making operation has got your number."

    3. British Columbia Parliament Buildings — "Where B.C. Politicians hang out."

    4. Confederation Bridge — "Nobody likes to be ripped off like this."

    5. Parliament Hill — "Avoid this creepy place."

    6. Niagara Falls — "The town especially was horrendous."

    7. Peggy's Cove Lighthouse — "The rocky shoreline is not unique."

    8. Fortress of Louisbourg — "Quite boring and costly."

    9. Craigdarroch Castle — "For me, a Castle has got to have a) Ramparts, b) a Moat and c) a Portcullis or at least a drawbridge."

    10. The Royal Ontario Museum — "A pretentious billboard for ego run amok."

    11. The Vancouver Aquarium — "Rudest kids in the world."

    12. Stanley Park — "Rubbish food."

    13. Long Beach, Tofino — "A very long strip of sand."

    14. The Calgary Stampede — "Meant for millionaires or something."

    15. The Victoria Inner Harbour — "There are plenty of other pretty views that don't offend my olfactory nerves."

    16. The Hockey Hall of Fame — "Boring boring boring boring..."

    17. Fairmont Le Chateau Frontenac — "They don't have a clue about personal touch."

    18. Maritime Museum of the Atlantic — "Turned out to be a damp squib."

    19. Old Quebec City — "The old town resembled a late 20th century seaside town with no history."

    20. Heritage Park Historical Village — "As a gamer, atheist and a technician, it has little to offer in the wintertime."

    21. The Art Gallery Of Ontario — "Just big rooms of nothing."

    22. Notre-Dame Basilica — "It's really, really ugly."

    23. Casa Loma — "It's like Kim and Kanye lived at the start of the 20th century and decided to build their dream home."

    24. Royal Tyrrell Museum — "I don't for a second believe in any ideal of evolution so all that stuff didn't interest me."