Top 10 Of The Creepiest Kids Drawings Ever

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1. Hulk Smashes the Kardashians

This child certainly has a sense of humour, the drawing sees two of the Kardashians raving about their tans and how one has been married for 72 whole minutes. Before the Hulk has had enough and decides to end their discussion… permanently. It’s dark but we can’t help but chuckle at this kid’s sense of frustration watching reality TV shows like this

2. You love WHO?!

Wowzer, that’s a ‘hell’ of a misspelling. If it wasn’t for the cute little girl’s hat, I would be far more worried about this one. However, it’s obvious that it’s a spelling mistake, and she just wants to get herself a decent Christmas present, rather than summon the Dark Lord. Phew, that’s a relief! I thought I was going to have to get the Holy Water out.

3. A dark birthday card…

Another example of how kids don’t give a crap about tact or potentially hurting your feelings. This is a beautifully macabre birthday card, which is so funny I think could be reproduced for mass sales. I’m sure the child’s parents weren’t too happy with it, however – especially when you consider where the ‘You are here’ sign is pointing to. Harsh!

4. An unwelcome babysitter

This drawing was directed at a kids babysitter, who they obviously did not get along with. As funny as it is, if I was the kid’s parent and I found this doodle, I would take the hint and get a new babysitter – I think it would be best for everyone involved. Otherwise, we could have an incident like that scene from the film Sinister.

5. A positive outlook

On the one hand, Graham is being realistic, and acknowledging that it’s unlikely that he will still be here in 100 years. On the other hand, he seems to think that that he will be breaking out of his tomb and haunting the living, so I think it might be time to have a little talk with Graham and check that everything is okay.

6. An unlikely friend…

don’t even know what the child is trying to tell us. Has she had a close encounter of the third kind? Does she have an imaginary friend, and this is what they look like? Or is she calling her real-life best friend an alien? One thing’s for sure – if I found this doodle as her parent, I would be more than a little concerned.

7. The demon left us alone

Just incase any of you can’t read this, the caption for this child’s drawing reads “Today I had a fun time with mum and dad and the cat. Even the demon left us alone, this time…”

Wow. ‘Freaked out’ doesn’t even begin to cover how I’d be feeling if my child had drawn this. At least the kid had a nice day out though, even if he is fighting an ongoing battle with a demonic presence.

8. The talking boy

Another example of children drawing things that aren’t there. This time, a dark, mysterious figure known only as ‘the talking boy’. I feel like this would make for a creepy Hollywood blockbuster if you got the right actors on board. Maybe that Norwegian guy from the new IT movie could play the Talking Boy? He’s pretty darn terrifying in that movie.

9. Sacrifice to the alien Gods

The artists’ sister found this drawing when the two of them were older. Drawn quite nicely with color pencils, it appears as though her older sister is sacrificing her to the alien Gods when she was a baby. I’m sure that’s not what was intended at the time, but it’s still very unsettling to look at – even if they can laugh about it now.

10. A murderous chicken

A lot of the other kids’ drawing are actually really cute, and are only creepy because of the kids’ naivety. This drawing, on the other hand, is nothing short of bizarre and creepy. It depicts what looks like a demented chicken chopping a man’s head off. Maybe this was drawn by a hardcore vegan activist in the making? Just a thought.