WHY Do "Crust Punks" Also Have To Make Their Dogs Crust Punk?

We all know what's going on here.

Crust punks.

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Born out of a mosh pit of sweat and dumpster diving, crust punk is a movement that has found its way into plenty of "artsy" towns, such as Olympia, Portland, Asheville, and Columbia.

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You know something's going on when Portlandia comes after you.

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Pop-culture references aside, let's focus on the overlooked issue in the crust punk community...

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Siiigh...oh Carrie.

They Make The Dogs Crust Punk.

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(Full Disclaimer: I am not implying that this crust punk is bad to their dog. But in my defense, they do make the dogs crust punk.)

WOULD YOU TRUST A DOG IN HERE?

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There are too many white people here for this dog to be safe.

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This was supposed to die out in the 80's.

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This isn't a classist thing, BTW. Not every dog should strive to be Westminster-material.

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Bulldogs in the competiton ring during the 136th Westminster Kennel Club Annual Dog Show held at Madison Square Garden. The English bulldog, with its squat, face, enormous under bite and bulging eyes -- has surged in popularity in recent years. But the very traits that make them lovable are causing the dogs to suffer chronic health problems. The British Kennel Club has revised its standards for the breed. But American enthusiasts, at least for now, have no such plans. February 13, 2012. AFP PHOTO / TIMOTHY A. CLARY (Photo credit should read TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)

It's about the dogs.

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Please save our dogs from the crust punks.

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