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which emerson shitposting admin r u

remember when every fucking suite on campus did these stupid quizzes? well buckle up folks cause we r joining the fun

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  1. Pick a shitpost

  2. Where do u wish u were from?

    Florida
    Just 20 minutes outside of New York!
    Atlanta
    LA! (some suburb in SoCal)
    Western Mass
  3. Pick an item of clothing

  4. What concert would u go to?

    Whatever I can get a press pass for
    David Byrne
    The Lumineers
    The B-52s
    Fleetwood Mac :(
  5. wats ur favorite book

    Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf - Edward Albee
    Let's Explore Diabetes With Owls - David Sedaris
    Cat's Cradle - Kurt Vonnegut
    Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
    Harry Potter - J.K. Rowling
  6. ur kink

    intelligence
    what does that mean
    The Discourse
    undying attention and adoration
    podcasts
  7. what's ur dream job lol

    "uh. i don't have a dream job"
    "oh, let's all pick answers that are actually us avoiding the question"
    "wait guys, I know my dream job and now I feel like an asshole"
    "hey we should make the answers to this question the stuff we all said just now"
  8. more mEmEs :)

  9. who's ur pet?

    corporate male
    corporate male
  10. what r ur plans after u finish this quiz

    smoke weed and take nudes
    snacks
    stay hydrated go to pilates
    seek someone's approval
    revise twitter drafts

which emerson shitposting admin r u

You got: Congratulations! You got Tierney Norden.

You have a stoic exterior, but everyone knows still waters run deep. You are the type to start a debate about the validity of the Vietnam war with a casual acquaintance during the middle of an upbeat dance party, and people love you all the more for it. You love Disney, but hate capitalism. Also, you have so many lists. So many.

Congratulations! You got Tierney Norden.
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You got: Mazel Tov! You got Kenzy Peach.

Everyone knows you for your glamorous shit-posting socialite public presence. You are everywhere doing everything all at once. Your google calendar is both your best friend AND worst nightmare. In your sparse down time you just like to kick back with some yams and deli meats and contemplate conspiracy theories. You will wear a fur coat in any weather, no matter how much you sweat in it. You're always sweating.

Mazel Tov! You got Kenzy Peach.
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You got: I'm sorry, you got Arden Jurskis.

An enigma on campus. You are a tiny, highly caffeinated, meme-incarnate of a man. You've seen Boss Baby 17 times, but hey, it was for your job. You're probably adapting an Adam Sandler screenplay right now—get back to work!

I'm sorry, you got Arden Jurskis.
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You got: Whoa - You got Emily Kinzer.

The rookie who pulls all the strings. I've said too much already.

Whoa - You got Emily Kinzer.
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You got: None of us, you fool.

Wow, this is embarrassing. You didn't even get a person. We put this in here as a screening to ensure admin quality. We know who you are now and you're officially on our watchlist. Your memes better be fucking platinum, cuck.

None of us, you fool.
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