1. Good: Saying it with flowers.
Bad: Saying it with blood.
2. Good: Testing the waters with a card.
Bad: Drunk emailing to ask why they're afraid to love you.
3. Good: Surprising them with a gift.
Bad: Surprising them by jumping out of their wardrobe.
4. Good: Giving them a heart-shaped cake.
Bad: Giving them an animal heart.
5. Good: Giving them a homemade gift.
Bad: Building a homemade shrine to them.
6. Good: Getting them a present you know they’ll love.
Bad: Getting them a present you know they’ll love — because you’ve hacked their email.
7. Good: Reading them poetry.
Bad: Reading their text messages.
8. Good: Writing a message on their Facebook wall.
Bad: Writing a message on their wall.
9. Good: Telling them that you've admired them from afar.
Bad: Telling them that you've been photographing them from afar.
10. Good: Naming a star after them.
Bad: Naming your cat after them.
Good: Wooing her with a steamy salsa dance.
Bad: Wooing her with Riverdance.
