Health·Posted on Nov 27, 201715 Funny Tweets About Female Masturbation That Will Make You Laugh Until Your Batteries Run Out"Why is it called masturbation and not beating around your bush?"by Crystal RoStaff Writer LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch is ‘beatboxing’ a good euphemism for female masturbation? asking for a friend. she’s a world class beatboxer. 02:21 PM - 07 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Carrie Wittmer💉 @carriesnotscary Did Catholic school ruin my chances at a healthy relationship with my vibrator 08:15 PM - 22 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Overy-Action @Bripping_Talls Why is it called masturbation and not beating around your bush? 07:37 PM - 18 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 🙁 @shayfromonlin3 My clit watching me grab my vibrator for the fourth time today 05:27 AM - 18 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ(s)🎭 @3sunzzz M: *drunk* This vibrator isn't working. H: *from another room* HAS ANYONE SEEN THE REMOTE? 04:22 PM - 18 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Wünder Zödä @Poutymcgee I'll take the batteries out of the TV remote to use in my vibrator. IDGAF. 12:01 PM - 03 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Megan Rain @littlesexbuddha Anythings a dildo if your brave enough 04:09 AM - 02 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Medieval Reactions @MedievalReacts When you try out the highest setting on the vibrator 03:25 PM - 26 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Samantha Haack @SamanthaRae49 I bought batteries for my toothbrush but put them in my vibrator instead because priorities. 12:56 PM - 04 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. *Lady V* @tanbotha24 Shower sex. Only it's me and my vibrator getting it on. 12:55 PM - 11 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Nina Bargiel @slackmistress "Let's call them robots in disguise!" "We've already decided they're personal massagers." -Carl gets outvoted at the vibrator ad meeting. 02:21 PM - 25 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin My vibrator is a rescue 11:35 PM - 02 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. lauren has exAMS FUCK @aestheticdjh my mum left a Superdrug receipt in the bag with my jeans and there’s a fucking vibrator on it 05:41 PM - 12 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Nina Bargiel @slackmistress Remember when a selfie stick was just called a dildo? 05:47 PM - 12 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Ugh - NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered "inappropriate" 06:45 PM - 14 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite