1. They consistently buy you things they'd like you to be more into.
"Hmm, I see what you're doing there..."
2. They always call you to tell you all about the latest fad they heard about.
3. They like everything you post on Facebook.
4. They also share anything that reminds them of you on your timeline.
5. And you are always on their list... of chain emails.
6. They text you to let you know that your husband/wife texted them about visiting.
7. They always seem eager to feed you.
8. They are really keen on the idea of passing down their clothes to you.
"Donna, this is beautiful. I just think it's going to be slightly tight on my arms..."