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17 Signs You Were Born To Be A Stand-Up Comedian

Funny how some people are just naturally hilarious. If you're into, say, laughing and stuff, catch Cristela every Friday at 8:30|7:30c on ABC!

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1. Growing up, you used to put on shows for your parents.

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Your living room wasn't a living room, it was your stage.

2. You were always quoting shows and movies.

Just like, way more dramatically.
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Just like, way more dramatically.

3. And... A LOT of your childhood pictures look like this:

"Awkward" was (and still kind of is) your signature pose.
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"Awkward" was (and still kind of is) your signature pose.

4. You were told to leave the dinner table all the time for acting up...

"I didn't want your stupid vegetables anyway."
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"I didn't want your stupid vegetables anyway."

5. ...and did the best impressions of family members.

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Oh, Uncle Jerry just loved you. Just luuuuved you. (Sarcasm.)

6. You spent countless hours watching SNL.

Chris Farley was EVERYTHING.
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Chris Farley was EVERYTHING.

7. You always went around telling silly jokes to relatives.

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"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

'Etch."

"Etch who?"

"Bless you!"

8. And you'd get super upset if someone ever stole your joke.

Your execution was WAY better, anyway.
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Your execution was WAY better, anyway.

9. You would spoil your sibling's drinks when they weren't looking.

"Have you tried your hot chocolate yet?"
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"Have you tried your hot chocolate yet?"

10. If your teacher ever said not to do something, you'd do it.

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YUP.

11. To you, the term "class clown" was not an insult, it was a badge of honor.

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Too bad the teachers didn't grade you on *awesomeness*.

12. This couldn't be missing from your backpack:

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13. And this thing often came in handy to you too:

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14. The principal's office was your usual hangout.

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"One day, I'll be out of here, forever."

15. You tried to convince your teachers to improve your grades by making them laugh.

It never worked. But you got pretty close sometimes.
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It never worked. But you got pretty close sometimes.

16. This was you in your car all day, every day:

Your parents really loved you pissing off fellow drivers.
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Your parents really loved you pissing off fellow drivers.

17. And phone pranks were your thing.

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"What do you mean 'Where's Grandpa?' I thought he was with you... JK he's in the shower!"

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