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To What Degree Are You A Creamlorf?

These days, it seems like everyone is wondering what Degree of Creamlorfery they have achieved in their 12 years of life on this earth. Well, today, we here at Papa's Big Cream Factory are gonna tell you all about your cream or whatever. Time to... get creamed!

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  1. 1. You approach a deep hole. It is a clear autumn day on Octopus Isle, a Sacred Place. Adeline's dreams echo in your memory, questioning the past moments. Who were you? Who are you? What is left after you remove all of the circumstance?

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    I scream and cream.
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    I seek answers verbally, knowing that none will come.
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    I remove my blade from its sheath and prepare for combat.
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    I perform the Dance.
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    CREAMLORF.
  2. 2. You're falling off of a building. How do you solve this problem?

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    Flap my wings, baby.
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    ENGAGE THRUSTERS.
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    Spray cream everywhere and hope for the best.
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    Pull out my blade. You don't want to know what happens next.
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    This is not a problem.
  3. 3. How do you stave off the wanderlust?

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    I take my Cream Hose and I just use it all day long.
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    I cut it in half.
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    I wander.
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    I lust.
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    I do a down throw leading into two up aerials, then finish it off with a high-altitude Boost Kick.
  4. 4. A man hands you a large jug of milk. You look down and feel deeply disappointed. Which milk have you been given?

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    Skim
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    2%
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    Whole.
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    A brick of colby jack.
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    A brick.
  5. 5. You're on the 700th floor of the Super Tower. By looking out the window and using your Ultima Vision, you can see that an armed robbery is occurring on the sidewalk below. How do you fix this?

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    I sunder the building in two, then use The Blade to HyperLaunch the larger half at the assailant.
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    I perform the Dance, distracting the Gun-haver until the Victim Individual can do an escape.
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    We don't know for sure who has the moral high ground here, gonna need to investigate further before intervening.
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    Stab him with a Very Long Cream.
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    I don't have Ultima Vision yet.
  6. 6. Who's your daddy?

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    Myself.
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    CREAMLORF.
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    The Blade.
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    More cream than you can possibly imagine.
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    A clear tube full of cream, unapologetic and beautiful.
  7. 7. If you were in a race, how would you acquire the Upper Hand?

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    Shoes with cream on the bottom.
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    I do not participate in the race.
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    Oh, yeah, I starve my opponents.
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    Opponents legs? More like cut off by the Blade.
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    I'd do a down throw leading into two up aerials, then finish it off with a high-altitude Boost Kick.
  8. 8. Back to Octopus Isle. Gentle waves lap at the ocean shore. The cool breeze you knew as a child has returned, if only for a moment, to give you one last kiss from the past. The nostalgia overwhelms and softens the blows of yesterday. What do you desire?

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    A moment at home.
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    To understand it all.
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    A shiny piece of metal, sharpened to a razor edge.
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    To achieve otherworldly elegance.
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    Cream.
  9. 9. What do you fear?

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    Am I going to make it through today?
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    Where will I go?
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    What if they don't like me?
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    What do I do then?
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    I don't want to be alone.
  10. 10. Are you ready?

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    The blade and I are ready.
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    I am ready.
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    I could always use a moment more.
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    Only if there's cream involved.
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    I do a down throw leading into two up aerials, then finish it off with a high-altitude Boost Kick.
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