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These days, it seems like everyone is wondering what Degree of Creamlorfery they have achieved in their 12 years of life on this earth. Well, today, we here at <i>Papa's Big Cream Factory</i> are gonna tell you all about your cream or whatever. Time to... get creamed!

These days, it seems like everyone is wondering what Degree of Creamlorfery they have achieved in their 12 years of life on this earth. Well, today, we here at Papa's Big Cream Factory are gonna tell you all about your cream or whatever. Time to... get creamed!

To What Degree Are You A Creamlorf?

You approach a deep hole. It is a clear autumn day on Octopus Isle, a Sacred Place. Adeline's dreams echo in your memory, questioning the past moments. Who were you? Who are you? What is left after you remove all of the circumstance?

You're falling off of a building. How do you solve this problem?

How do you stave off the wanderlust?

A man hands you a large jug of milk. You look down and feel deeply disappointed. Which milk have you been given?

You're on the 700th floor of the Super Tower. By looking out the window and using your Ultima Vision, you can see that an armed robbery is occurring on the sidewalk below. How do you fix this?

Who's your daddy?

If you were in a race, how would you acquire the Upper Hand?

Back to Octopus Isle. Gentle waves lap at the ocean shore. The cool breeze you knew as a child has returned, if only for a moment, to give you one last kiss from the past. The nostalgia overwhelms and softens the blows of yesterday. What do you desire?

What do you fear?

Are you ready?

You have only just begun your life as a Creamlorf, and it shows. Your simple answers to complex situations will do for now, but if you are hoping to Ascend to Seeker Status, you'll need to be more Maximized. Be careful, if you come into contact with any other Creamlorfs of greater power, they may Merge with you, thereby ending your life.

First Degree: Junior Creamlorf

You've been around the Cream Jar a few times and your philosophical approach to problem-solving shows it. Dad would be proud. A little more work with Martial Weapons and you'll be ready to Ascend to Sentinel Status.

Second Degree: Creamlorf Seeker

Protector of all things Creamy, defender of all that is Lorf, and Master of the Blade, you are the Creamlorf Sentinel. With a few hundred years of Studying the Blade, you'll be ready Ascend to Legendary Status. But when that time comes... will you be willing to cast away the Blade?

Third Degree: Creamlorf Sentinel

A creature of grace and beauty, you understand the finer nuance of Creamlorfing. You'll need to become the Most Powerful Creature Ever if you want to Ascend to the fifth and final degree of Lorfage.

Fourth Degree: Legendary Creamlorf of Days Gone By

You are the one and true Creamlorf. You understand that if a problem can't be solved by throwing Cream at it, it probably isn't worth solving. If you wished it so, The World Would Bow To Your Cream.

Fifth Degree: CREAMLORF SCREAMLORF

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