The One There For the Drinks
Bridesmaid with RBF
Overbearing Family Member
This is usually an older female that simply "knows best"
Emotional Father
The Late VIP
There is always SOMEONE that HAS to be there for the ceremony...but didn't bother to properly plan to arrive on time
The Guest Without A Plus One
They just look so sad. They don't know anyone else, and are likely to spend the entire night on their phone
Recently Married
Vendor Who Makes Mistakes...All Day
This is VERY rarely the caterer...I'll leave it at that.
The Vendor Who Wants to Have Control
The Early Arriver
They are not in the wedding, and are not an important family member...but they show up more than an hour before the ceremony. They will awkwardly hang around, until they finally retreat to their car, and come back to the ceremony a minute before it begins.
The Unprepared Guest
The wedding is outside, and everyone else was made aware...except this guest. They are asking everyone for bug spray, a fan, and complaining about everything.