29 Footy Players That Made You Thirsty When You Were Younger

Because that's the only reason we all watched it, right?

1. Lance "Buddy" Franklin

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You better be pointing at me, Buddy.

2. Jimmy Bartel

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What we would've given to be the mud smeared on those beautiful muscles.

3. Brendan Goddard

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Oh, the saints ARE coming.

4. Matthew Lloyd

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THOSE ARMS. I have died.

5. Dale Thomas

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What a good looking bird.

6. Darren Jolly

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Hand-pass yourself my way, Mr. Jolly.

7. Nathan Buckley

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Don't you DARE put that jersey back on!

8. Chris Judd and Ben Cousins

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Here's a 2-for-1 but all for me.

9. Joel Selwood

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You look tired Joel, wanna take a nap... with me?

10. Patrick Dangerfield

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Looks like it's a highway to the Danger...field.

11. Lindsay Thomas

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Oh my god Lindsay, you're so FETCH.

12. Matthew Richardson

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I bet the field isn't the only place where you're a tiger.

13. Simon Black

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What I would give to be that ball.

14. Alan Didak

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Come for the football, stay for the gun-show.

15. Tom Hawkins

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Oh hi there, perfectly rounded butt.

16. Scott Pendlebury

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Please let that jersey rip just a lil' bit more.

17. Josh Kennedy

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Can he build it? Yes he Kennedy...

18. Shane Crawford

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Now that's a face that screams "I enjoyed the Sunday roast", even if it was shit.

19. Luke Hodge

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Yes, your hair does look sexy pushed back.

20. Luke Darcy

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Are you cheering or are you just happy to see me?

21. Matthew Pavlich

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Even though your hands are full, I'm sure you could still pick me up.

22. Nick Dal Santo

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Mmmmmmm tight shirt.

23. Chris Scott

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The photo may look dated but Chris Scott looks fresh AF.

24. Brad Scott

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For when one Scott is not enough.

25. James Hird

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I'd join his Hird.

26. Nick Riewoldt

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I'd also pick you as the number one draft pick.

27. Daniel Kerr

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Speccy-tacular.

28. Luke Power

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I'd be lion if I didn't say you look goooooood.

29. Lenny Hayes.

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Don't worry Lenny, I'm clapping for you too.

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