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1. A Squatty Potty you'll never poop without after experiencing that first easy breezy BM, all thanks to a ~stool~. Plus, you won't have to awkwardly wait in a checkout line with it tucked under your arm.
2. A nickel foot file for turning your rough skin problem to ~dust~ in just a few swipes. What you do with the leftover pile of remains is your business!
3. A weed cookbook if you've always wanted to become a pro chef with a knack for using...a special kind of greens. No bombastic side-eye from the bookstore employee, either.
4. A shoe spray so you can address the disturbing stench emanating from your gym kicks, especially if you've been avoiding the task because you didn't wanna buy a spray at the store. Problem solved.
5. A hemorrhoid ointment for when your butt is basically begging for mercy. You'll get that sweet, sweet relief in a tube without ever having to leave the comfort of your bed.
6. A hefty bottle of Poo-Pourri before-you-go toilet spray that'll keep your bathroom smelling fresh at all times (yes, even *those* #2 times). Clicking "add to cart" has never smelled so good.
7. A pack of disposable urinals, which may seem like the world's most embarrassing purchase, but it's quite useful for camping and road trips! Luckily, you won't have to endure an uncomfortable in-person exchange when buying 'em.
8. A memory book because some people aren't regular parents, they're ~cool~ parents! If your kid's milestones aren't exactly suitable for the IG grid (first tantrum in the grocery store, first projectile vomit, you know — the usual), this book will help you cherish those rather odd memories you love looking back on.
9. A jug of bed bug spray you might want to use express shipping for. At the very least, you won't have to lug a gallon of this stuff to the cash register while letting everyone know what's waiting for you back at home.
10. A Tushy bidet attachment if you're so done spending money on TP *and* you don't want anyone to know how long it took you to hop on the bidet bandwagon.
11. A box of gas relief pills that'll be a huge ~relief~ to buy online — instead of receiving some very weird looks from your neighbor who just *happened* to be at the store at the same time as you.
12. A DIY crafting book only cat people will truly understand. Everyone else, move along! Those handfuls of Fluffy's hair you're always cleaning up? They're finally gonna come in handy.
13. A bottle of Carpe antiperspirant foot lotion if you cannot stand those clammy feet for a moment longer. A few dabs of this in the morning and at night will help get those sweaty dogs under control *without* having to face a cashier.
14. A balm to help treat just about any persistent skin condition you've been plagued with. Whether it's ringworm, athlete's foot, jock itch, or plain old dry skin, this stuff is a miracle in a jar — and you can buy it online.
15. A tube of toothpaste for gifting your gums with a gentle formula that won't lead to a mouthful of blood. And you get to avoid those strangers in line judging you for not flossing enough! Add👏 to👏 *online*👏 cart👏.
16. A serial killer coloring book when your true-crime obsession has reached a ~deadly~ level and you're not trying to shout it from the rooftops. Coloring is a great way to destress and you won't have to worry about being shamed for your coloring book choice.
17. A box of anti-diarrhea medication worth stocking up on and taking before the you-know-what storm hits. Keep it in your bag and remember to take it prior to indulging at the all-you-can-eat buffet.
18. A nail biting polish if the phrase "old habits die hard" feels a lil' too real. You can snag this game-changing solution online and finally ~nail~ that bad habit to the wall.
19. A pound of cereal marshmallows so you can make your inner child very happy by eating an ENTIRE bowl of 'em — without having to justify your decision to a single living soul.
20. A caffeinated butt mask that'll shake up your skincare game in ways you couldn't imagine. Your booty deserves to be included in your self-care routine, too! Nosy shoppers will have to ~butt~ out because this purchase doesn't require a trip to the store.
21. A wine glass only true connoisseurs will appreciate. Rather than having to explain *why* you need such a large glass, you can buy it online and dodge everyone's judgment.
22. A fungal nail renewal treatment for anyone who is tired of living in shame with their feet confined to closed-toe shoes. After this solution works its magic, your next purchase will be a pair of sandals!
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