5. When your bra strap won’t stay put.
Level of Trauma: Having someone confuse your loose bra strap as an attempt at being suggestive. Awkward.
9. When your zipper catches a piece of cloth and then never works again.
Level of Trauma: Cut my dress into pieces — this is my last resort.
12. When you misalign your buttons.
Level of Trauma: Not being able to figure out why it’s so uncomfortable to be fashionable, but then you realize what’s really going on.