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10 Mannequins Who Are Done With Clothes

Here is the protest you didn't read about in today's news. A group of naked mannequins gathered today in New York's Meatpacking District to stand up against the use of mystery fabrics. So far it appears to be a peaceful assembly, with plans to extend into the weekend.

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4. Liam Jarvis, 18


"Dude, I don't even really know what is going on, but all I got to say is that this garbage they made me wear at my last job was itchy as hell. I'm done with this, man. Done with it!"

6. Hayden Terrell, 31


"Look, just because I'm a mannequin doesn't mean I shouldn't have a say in what kind of clothes I wear. This is not a minority opinion. It's the MAJORITY."

8. Jed Claud, 35


"I've worked storefronts in SoHo, 5th Avenue, Paris, and Milan, and I've been working in the industry for 15 years. I know what quality is, and it's not these mystery fabrics."

10. Lori Ariana, 22


"I'm trying to make a statement here. Our naked mannequin bodies represent how we're fed up with the quality of mystery fabrics. LET'S RAISE AWARENESS GUYS!"

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