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Thoughts You Have When You Fall In Love With Your Best Friend

It ain't E-Z being in the F-Z. Let Cornetto be your guide.

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You quickly eat an ice cream. Its cold touch blesses your burning innards. Your shirt is stuck to you like a second skin. It's getting quite warm. Oh god. Oh god. It's so warm.

Fast forward WELL OVER AN ENTIRE DECADE, and now you wanna take it to the next level.

You know the level I'm talking about.

You know what'll help? Cornetto – the ultimate wingman. A perfect way to make a casual acquaintance. So get your confidence up, mate. You'll be fine.