Ladies! Would You Wear These Fashion Tights?
I don't know exactly what kind of a statement you would be making, but they're eye-catching.
"Climbing Up Tights" feature a man (who doesn't look strong enough to get up to the...butte) climbing up one of the back seams.
You can buy them on Turkish brand Penti's site.
How bout if somebody designed Mad Men "falling man" tights?