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    Here Are 35 Reasons Why You Should Never Go To Breckenridge

    Just don't.

    1. Breckenridge is this tiny mountain in Colorado.

    2. With a not-so-charming town.

    3. That sometimes looks like this in the winter.

    4. Who even needs all this snow, really?

    5. Or all this air.

    7. Sunsets are not breathtakers.

    9. And at night the view is kinda meh.

    10. It's not family-friendly.

    11. The skiing is OK.

    12. So are the parks.

    13. If you don't ski or snowboard, there's little to do.

    14. Who even enjoys this view?

    15. This seems boring.

    16. Spring skiing? Nope.

    18. It's not romantic at all.

    19. All your photos will be bad.

    20. The locals just don't know how to have fun.

    21. And don't get me started on when the weather gets warm.

    22. Then there's REALLY nothing to do.

    23. You might as well run away from the terrible scenery.

    25. Kids don't know what to do with free time.

    26. And neither do adults.

    27. Like, for real.

    29. Not fun.

    30. Not fun at all.

    31. Nothing to do, nothing to see.

    33. And this dude? Rather not see him, not impressed.

    34. I can't take it anymore.

    35. Just kidding, Breckenridge is the best!