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11 (Screwed) People Who Need A Better Tour Guide

Sometimes, trips go badly. Very badly. It's a universal part of the human experience. But it doesn't have to be part of your experience: Think of Contiki Vacations as your ultimate tour guide. They'll help plan an awesome trip with people you'll love and you won't end up in trouble like these poor suckers.

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5. This big happy family

(c) Warner Brothers/courtesy Everett Collection

Would you rather...

a) Eat an entire garbage bag full of pig anuses?

b) Go on another roadtrip with your family.

Tough one, right?

6. These guys who probably should have stayed home

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Planes. Trains. Automobiles. What do these things have in common? They all SUCK ON STILTS if you don't know what you're doing. Pro tip: Let someone handle this nonsense who gets paid to handle this nonsense.

8. This dude in the wrong part of town

United Plankton Pictures / Nickelodeon Animation Studios / Via coffeeandprocrastination.tumblr.com

Sometimes your group is disorganized. Sometimes you get separated and wind up in a bad part of an unfamiliar town. Sometimes you get the bejeezus beaten out of you by angry sea creatures. These threats are real. But a good tour guide won't let any of that happen.

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