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11 (Screwed) People Who Need A Better Tour Guide

Sometimes, trips go badly. Very badly. It's a universal part of the human experience. But it doesn't have to be part of your experience: Think of Contiki Vacations as your ultimate tour guide. They'll help plan an awesome trip with people you'll love and you won't end up in trouble like these poor suckers.

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6. These guys who probably should have stayed home

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Planes. Trains. Automobiles. What do these things have in common? They all SUCK ON STILTS if you don't know what you're doing. Pro tip: Let someone handle this nonsense who gets paid to handle this nonsense.

8. This dude in the wrong part of town

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Sometimes your group is disorganized. Sometimes you get separated and wind up in a bad part of an unfamiliar town. Sometimes you get the bejeezus beaten out of you by angry sea creatures. These threats are real. But a good tour guide won't let any of that happen.