Ever found yourself looking at kids stuff and thinking, Wow, that's kind of creepy? Well, it's about to get a whole lot more questionable. Here are 21 of the creepiest things designed for children, thanks to r/creepydesign:
1.These are the kinds of things that start moving once you have your back turned. I can't imagine MYSELF going near these two, let alone a child.
2.This person's kid will probably never know the joys of Rainbow Road again, and I honestly don't blame them after seeing Mario and Luigi like THIS.
3.I'm actually just going to let you, the readers, run wild with this one.
4.This is the kind of bizarre stuff Sid from Toy Story would do.
5.I'm not sure why everything is indicative of eating children, but we digress.
6.So here's the tea on the scariest man I've ever seen: His name is Mr. Noseybonk, and he's from a British CHILDREN'S TV show, Jigsaw, that ran from 1979 to 1984. I am appalled and frightened and want to personally check in on every British millennial and young Gen X'er in existence.
7.No, Toto, this definitely isn't Kansas.
8.I know if you swabbed the passenger seat of this car, the petri dish sample would be terrifying, and that's what's REALLY giving me the heebie-jeebies.
9.Are they okay?
10.Live footage of what happened to Humpty Dumpty after they put him back together.
11.The fact that it's right next to the baby crib...AND I DON'T SEE A BABY.
12.This thing looks like it's about to take you on a trip to the fiery gates.
13."I'm gonna need an APB out on a, um, *checks notes* yellow Minion arm."
14.It looks like they're about to say, "YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!" Like, no one's getting dragged into a sewer today, buddy. Think again.
15.No one can tell me this doesn't look like someone Amanda the Adventurer would hang out with (IYKYK).
16.It's the aliens, isn't it?
17.No, no, no, and HELL NO. This Jack-Jack is literally a sleep-paralysis demon.
18.Tracy Tree from the Rainforest Cafe doesn't look like she's doing too hot.
19.According to OP, this was a baby rattle from the 1930s, and the nosebleed is really the icing on the cake. Zak Bagans from Ghost Adventures literally needs to take this thing to his Las Vegas museum.
20.AHAHAHHAHAHA, WHAT?!
21.And finally...this literally just left me repeating, "LIGHTNING MCQUEEN?!"
