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Which Alumni Hall Hall Staff Member Are You?

"Hey, what's up?" -someone in the hallway. How do you respond?

Favorite song?

Hey mate, what's your order at Outback?

Favorite Game?

Most likely to write someone up for \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

One word your residents use to describe you

Where are you if you are not in Alumni?

When do you arrive at 8:30 hall staff meetings?

Go-to hall staff action?

Where do you sit at the meeting?

Welcome to 2 Chainz! As Kevin, you get the luxury of your own bathroom, a convenient water fountain and at a least one dozen hard-boiled eggs hidden around your room! A torn lateral meniscus cannot keep you down, even when Olaniyi tells you that he diagnosed it first, as you are still the first one to dig into hall staff snacks and shove any nerd in sight. The rest of your year is only looking up after the Eagles' Super Bowl victory, fly Kevin fly!

Kevin Lindsay

Welcome to 3 Talley! First of all, find yourself a good attorney or two (\*cough\* Mike and Olaniyi) for your impending impeachment trial. You have more basketballs in your room than most people have t-shirts, timeless dance moves, and a coveted "Ho Ho Ho That's a Lot of Lights" championship\*. You hate vaping and Lavar Ball; you just love your bed and your mom (not sorry). Your year may have had its ups and downs, but at least you love roller coasters. 
\*pending investigation

Conor Triplett

Oh my! Have I told you about the tower? You are the reason Alumni loves Alumni. From your regimented milk and red wine drinking habits and your bread-less burgers to your impeccable sense of cleanliness, you are the glue that holds Alumni together and deserve your own Birthday Bash Ball Extravaganza Gala Palooza Dance Event.

Father George Rozum, CSC

Welcome to 1 Mapel! You can JuJu on any beat and talk the biggest game on hall staff. While your taste in cheese is questionable, you are last on Olaniyi's murder list and first on Father George's tech support speed dial. MacKenna and her artistic abilities on your whiteboard raise your stock, as do your plethora of nicknames (Cam Cam, Ron Ron, CamERon, etc.). You're the best Smick RA we know.

Cameron Smick

Welcome to 1 SA! You like math, learned Arabic for fun and can solve any Rubiks cube (watch out for Olaniyi, nerd). Sources say you give the best hugs and can drink an Ice faster than anyone in the dorm, neither have been confirmed. Nothing gets by you and your rough brand of vigilante justice, except for a dirty SA common room. A god of Fortnite and econometrics, a statue in your likeness will be erected by your freshmen soon.

Patrick Tingleff

Hey, guy! You love shoving nerds, hating Ben McAdoo and plotting against your nemeses. When you're not studying law, you're enforcing it in the dorm or at local bowling alleys. You've never punted in Madden or in life. Your stories could be blockbusters, your Pat-edited papers could win Pulitzers and your hall staff impersonations could win Oscars.

Olaniyi Solebo

\*Head nod\* Honestly, I'm surprised you stopped playing Bubble Wars long enough to take this quiz. You are from California, drive a Camaro, have your own fireplace and have a majestic beard. What more can you ask for? You have the widest array of hats known to man and seeing you without one is like seeing a freshman not vaping.

Mike Abercrombie

Hey there, welcome to 2 SA! Poker? You hardly know her! You are the king of "social gatherings" with your projector, poker table and bartending abilities. Alumni blood runs deep in your veins and echoes of "Hail to the Chief" follow you everywhere you go. While #BringBackOurCanoe never quite got enough steam, your commitment to Wednesday nights in Alumni is only matched by your bow-tie collection.

Matthew Krach

Welcome to 3 Main/Chapel! Looks like you could't quite close the yearbook either, welcome back for your fifth tour of duty in Alumni. Your veteran presence rings loud, which is good because your hearing is almost gone, and ensures the traditions of years past continue on into posterity. Your knee is still scraped up from wiffle-ball and your elbow is still bruised from 4 v 4 football, but you can still show those young dawgs some old tricks.

Kyle Rose

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