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13 Secrets Only Your Car Knows

There's nothing you can hide! Your car knows everything...so treat it well. Get Conoco®.

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1. Exactly how often you check yourself out in the rearview mirror...

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Every time you stop the car, basically.

2. ...and just how many selfies you're guilty of taking.

Because no one can resist a good #carselfie.
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Because no one can resist a good #carselfie.

3. That time your parking job was a little less than stellar.

It happens to the best of us.
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It happens to the best of us.

4. The serious side-eye you dole out to other drivers...

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"Did you really just cut me off? SMH."

5. ...and how you might be prone to a liiiittle bit of road rage.

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Keep it together!

6. The frequency at which you cave in for drive-thru fast food.

Late night fries, anyone?
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Late night fries, anyone?

7. And the precise location of everything you've ever dropped in those pesky little gaps.

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AKA the void.

8. All of your weird habits, like playing the same song 10 times in a row...

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No one will know (except your car).

9. ...singing along at the top of your lungs...

You've got privacy for those high notes.
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You've got privacy for those high notes.

10. ...and showing off your sweet moves.

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Your car = your dance floor.

11. Your favorite scenic routes.

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Your car is enjoying them too.

12. What you and your friends are really doing.

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Laying around in vintage cars, that's what.

13. And basically every emotion you're capable of.

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From the rage of backed-up traffic, to the excitement of picking up your date, to the simple bliss of turning the A/C on.

Your car has seen it all. So come clean and share your confessions at Conoco® gas.