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22 Food "Hacks" That Are Literally Crimes Against Humanity

Anyone can cook! But not everyone should.

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1. This attack on soup, condiments, and all things tomato:

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2. This bean popsicle that no truly righteous being would have ever dared create:

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3. This homemade "trail mix" minus the fruit, the nuts, the chocolate, and the dignity:

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4. This tooth decay sandwich:

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5. These microwaved apples posing poorly as baked apples:

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6. This abhorrent alternative to a marshmallow treat using Flamin' Hot Cheetos:

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7. This Inception-inspired cheeseburger-stuffed cheeseburger that begs the question, "But why?"

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8. This extra creamy coffee:

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9. This untoasted slice of white bread trying (and failing) to pass as a hot dog bun:

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10. This cold, wet, pescatarian "hot dog" with cheeseballs for some reason:

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11. This example of taking a good thing too far:

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12. This nauseating attempt at fish and chips:

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13. This downright inappropriate use of both Kool-Aid and chicken wings:

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14. This bacon, egg, and cheese that must've been forged from the fires of hell itself because WHY POP-TARTS?!

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15. These defiled eggs, poached inside of a plastic glove:

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16. These Halloween candy pancakes that somehow ruin both Halloween candy and pancakes:

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17. This Mountain Dew margarita with a Dorito-crumb rim:

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18. This edible soup bowl of pepperonis:

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19. This sickening slice of fruit pizza with kiwi, pineapple, apple, mango, banana, and mushrooms:

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20. This pickle snow cone that gives new meaning to the phrase, "DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW!"

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21. This homemade ranch dressing calzone whose creator deserves to be prosecuted in a court of law:

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22. And finally, this nightmarish attempt at getting some extra protein in with breakfast:

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