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What post-grad actually looks like
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Me on any career website: *checks box for entry level jobs* Every application that populates: “This position requires 7+ years of management experience”
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Recruiters be like: Young graduate wanted!!! Must have: 10+ years experience; own car + drivers license; Anaconda blood; solved world hunger; have met Jesus. Salary: R6000p/m.
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Millennial Job Descriptions Be like: -must be fluent in excel, photoshop, copywriting, Spanish, English, Klingon, and Chinese -office keg!! -free snacks!! -must have 3-8 years experience -bachelor’s degree accepted, master’s preferred - good vibes only!!! Pay: $15/hr
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Why is every job description like “THIS IS A FAST-PACED ENVIRONMENT! IF YOU COME WORK FOR US YOU’LL BE SO FUCKING STRESSED! YOU WILL SHIT OUT YOUR OWN INTERNAL ORGANS!! Pizza and ping-pong on fridays”
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Found a job opening that requires 8+ years of Swift experience. Swift is a programming language that came out 5 years ago.
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Baby boomers: Why don't you just call/drop in and see if they're hiring?? Job descriptions: do NOT call this office or so help me god I will cut your head off and dropkick it through your mother's front window you fucking animals
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Me when I graduate from college and don’t automatically receive my 6 figure job and house
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“This internship is unpaid and full-time”
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Hate it when u apply for job and u don’t get it coz u don’t have experience WELL THATS WHY IM APPLYING TO GET SOME fucking idiots.
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Saw a job listing for a receptionist which required a Bachelors but preferred a Masters lmaooooooo
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me at my next job interview
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How do I say “please fucking hire me I’m the smartest and hardest working bean to jump out the crock pot” but like in LinkedIn terminology
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I didn't go to art school just for Michael's to not respond to my job application oml
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Job Interviewer: So, tell me what special skills you have. Me:
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