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    Jul 7, 2019

    15 Brilliant Tweets That'll Make All Post-Grads Both Laugh And Cry

    For the love of God, someone hire us!

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    What post-grad actually looks like

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    Me on any career website: *checks box for entry level jobs* Every application that populates: “This position requires 7+ years of management experience”

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    Recruiters be like: Young graduate wanted!!! Must have: 10+ years experience; own car + drivers license; Anaconda blood; solved world hunger; have met Jesus. Salary: R6000p/m.

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    Millennial Job Descriptions Be like: -must be fluent in excel, photoshop, copywriting, Spanish, English, Klingon, and Chinese -office keg!! -free snacks!! -must have 3-8 years experience -bachelor’s degree accepted, master’s preferred - good vibes only!!! Pay: $15/hr

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    Why is every job description like “THIS IS A FAST-PACED ENVIRONMENT! IF YOU COME WORK FOR US YOU’LL BE SO FUCKING STRESSED! YOU WILL SHIT OUT YOUR OWN INTERNAL ORGANS!! Pizza and ping-pong on fridays”

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    Found a job opening that requires 8+ years of Swift experience. Swift is a programming language that came out 5 years ago.

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    Baby boomers: Why don't you just call/drop in and see if they're hiring?? Job descriptions: do NOT call this office or so help me god I will cut your head off and dropkick it through your mother's front window you fucking animals

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    Me when I graduate from college and don’t automatically receive my 6 figure job and house

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    “This internship is unpaid and full-time”

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    Hate it when u apply for job and u don’t get it coz u don’t have experience WELL THATS WHY IM APPLYING TO GET SOME fucking idiots.

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    Saw a job listing for a receptionist which required a Bachelors but preferred a Masters lmaooooooo

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    How do I say “please fucking hire me I’m the smartest and hardest working bean to jump out the crock pot” but like in LinkedIn terminology

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    I didn't go to art school just for Michael's to not respond to my job application oml

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    Job Interviewer: So, tell me what special skills you have. Me:

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