Everyone's favorite former detective with the Louisiana State Police Criminal Investigations Division offers his unique, nihilistic take on a late night run for the border.
Of course Dicks would be in. And out. Then in again.
It's called NUTley, NJ for a reason.
What other ad did you expect with that story?
...or maybe he just didn't want to crap his pants when he blew his brains out.
Where are Lee Greenwood and Alan Jackson when America needs them?
I'm with Kanye on this one.
Stay bloodthirsty, my friends.
Part of me hopes to God whoever wrote this knows it stands for more than just "blocking below the waist."
I guess he's using his fingers to count something other than calories.
And the folks at Fox News were oblivious. Go figure.
"It’s funny when the gay guys come out of their shell. It’s like I turn them. They’re straight now."
A power tool that pops at will.
Possibly the gayest one, too.
Screw casting stones at the adulterous woman. Mel's ready to throw the first punch.
Forgive them, Father, for they know not I'm about to blow the hell out of them.
If "Statutory" had an accompanying picture in the dictionary, this would be it.
"Incontinents" – The inability to correctly identify landmasses
When it comes to professionalism, one New Orleans newscaster shows he doesn't know dick.
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