The Top 7 Moments From This Week's "Drunk History"

Since you were probably too inebriated to remember what happened on last night's Drunk History, here are the best moments. The new series airs Tuesdays at 10/9c on Comedy Central.

1.

John Wilkes Booth, played by Adam Scott, ponders over Lincoln's ambitions.

2.

The King is in the building...err should we say White House. Jack Black reenacts Elvis's famous encounter with President Nixon.

3.

Adam Scott aka John Wilkes Booth perfects the evil villain laugh as he plots to assassinate Lincoln.

4.

Elvis becomes a federal narcotics agent and wants to make sure everyone is feeling the love. As the saying goes, hugs not drugs.

5.

Abraham Lincoln, played by Stephen Merchant, calls it like he sees it.

6.

Richard Nixon, played by Bob Odenkirk, realizes when it's time to tap out. If all else fails, hand us some cookies.

7.

John Wilkes Booth is trying to have a powerful moment but who really cares what he's saying? Latin is a dead language anyways.