1.
"Why is your district in Brooklyn? Could your district not afford to live in Manhattan?" -- Stephen Colbert
2.
“Do I come off as gay? ‘Cause sometimes people call me “bookish,” and I think that’s code.” -- Stephen Colbert
3.
You know which side your bread is buttered on, but you prefer to eat the non-buttered side ... why’d you butter it, then?” -- Stephen Colbert
5.
“Do you believe that people who’ve sucked toad should be allowed to be married?” -- Stephen Colbert
6.
“Isn’t it better for the ladies to be below the glass ceiling than to be standing on top of the glass ceiling with all those men down there looking up?” -- Stephen Colbert
7.
“I’m gonna make some gang signs, and tell me at which point you would pop a cap in my ass.” -- Stephen Colbert
9.
“You’re a Democrat, and therefore, very liberal -- so I assume you are high right now?” -- Stephen Colbert
10.
"Monsanto is one of your biggest donors. Are you a genetically modified ear of corn in a suit, running for Congress? Are you a congressman -- or a corn-gressman?" -- Stephen Colbert