Writing a few last minute jokes for @TheRealRoseanne roast taping tonight. You're goin down, mama.
Writing a few last minute jokes for @TheRealRoseanne roast taping tonight. You're goin down, mama.-- Jeffrey Ross
jeff ross- i got some jokes for your ass. gilbert: bring it bitch-I got some for u too-
jeff ross- i got some jokes for your ass. gilbert: bring it bitch-I got some for u too--- Roseanne Barr
Excited to go see my boo boo @amyschumer kill it at this Roseanne roast w the lovely @natashaleggero + @NotoriousROD
Excited to go see my boo boo @amyschumer kill it at this Roseanne roast w the lovely @natashaleggero + @NotoriousROD-- Chelsea Peretti
Roaster @realgilbert wrecked me, @waynebrady & @Kateylous while @anthonyjeselnik & @amyschumer kept their cool … http://t.co/fqyrpoLN
Roaster @realgilbert wrecked me, @waynebrady & @Kateylous while @anthonyjeselnik & @amyschumer kept their cool … http://t.co/fqyrpoLN-- Seth Green
#RoseanneRoast I'm still upset @EllenBarkin told me I was too old for her
#RoseanneRoast I'm still upset @EllenBarkin told me I was too old for her-- Michael Fishman
@ChelseaVPeretti and @natashaleggero are embarrassing me at the #roseanneroast and it hasn't even started yet.
@ChelseaVPeretti and @natashaleggero are embarrassing me at the #roseanneroast and it hasn't even started yet.-- Kyle Kinane
Oh man. I think @realjeffreyross is my new hero. He just powned the shit out of everyone here. #RoseanneRoast
Oh man. I think @realjeffreyross is my new hero. He just powned the shit out of everyone here. #RoseanneRoast-- clare grant
Jeffrey Ross is a genius- Jeff I support you pushing the envelope to include PEDOS as the punchline-#itsabouttime #letsroll #jeffrosspatriot
Jeffrey Ross is a genius- Jeff I support you pushing the envelope to include PEDOS as the punchline-#itsabouttime #letsroll #jeffrosspatriot-- Roseanne Barr
The Roseanne Roast was like Iran. We negotiated a peace treaty but there was still a nut in charge and a bunch of nuclear fuel lying around.
The Roseanne Roast was like Iran. We negotiated a peace treaty but there was still a nut in charge and a bunch of nuclear fuel lying around.-- Tom Arnold
.@SethGreen lets everyone know how he feels about @realjeffreyross in this sneak peek of the #RoseanneRoast: http://t.co/HegTqBXp
.@SethGreen lets everyone know how he feels about @realjeffreyross in this sneak peek of the #RoseanneRoast: http://t.co/HegTqBXp-- Comedy Central
"I just want to say, Roseanne, you were my Johnny Carson." -Tom Arnold #roseanneroast
"I just want to say, Roseanne, you were my Johnny Carson." -Tom Arnold #roseanneroast-- HuffPostComedy
Carrie Fisher to Wayne Brady:"You're so white I tried to snort you backstage." #roseanneroast @poptimal
Carrie Fisher to Wayne Brady:"You're so white I tried to snort you backstage." #roseanneroast @poptimal-- Matt DeGroot
In this #RoseanneRoast sneak peek, @AnthonyJeselnik admires the way his friend @RealJeffreyRoss dressed for the roast. http://t.co/CFANYSLw
In this #RoseanneRoast sneak peek, @AnthonyJeselnik admires the way his friend @RealJeffreyRoss dressed for the roast. http://t.co/CFANYSLw-- Comedy Central
Nothing new....@TomArnold is riding on the shirt tales of Roseanne's fame..for a buck. Literally, $1. It's all he's worth. #roseanneroast
Nothing new....@TomArnold is riding on the shirt tales of Roseanne's fame..for a buck. Literally, $1. It's all he's worth. #roseanneroast-- Jenn
@janemarielynch Volcanoes are Big, Loud, Dangerous & Explosive, maybe Roseanne moved to Hawaii to blend in #RoseanneRoast
@janemarielynch Volcanoes are Big, Loud, Dangerous & Explosive, maybe Roseanne moved to Hawaii to blend in #RoseanneRoast-- David Arnott
@janemarielynch Can't believe @ComedyCentral found someone even taller & gayer than @SethMacFarlane to host a roast! #RoseanneRoast
@janemarielynch Can't believe @ComedyCentral found someone even taller & gayer than @SethMacFarlane to host a roast! #RoseanneRoast-- Ron Dickles
"Carrie, make yourself feel at home. Chain yourself to Roseanne's chair." #RoseanneRoast #JeffRoss
"Carrie, make yourself feel at home. Chain yourself to Roseanne's chair." #RoseanneRoast #JeffRoss-- Don Smiley
Roseanne is more man than like the last dozen fools the friars roasted. Looking forward to sunday's debauchery. #RoseanneRoast
Roseanne is more man than like the last dozen fools the friars roasted. Looking forward to sunday's debauchery. #RoseanneRoast-- BÉUrbanMedia.Bernard
Usually when I roast a pig, it has an apple in its mouth... #roseanneroast
The #RoseanneRoast is only going to be funny Bc if you really did roast her you would end world hunger
The #RoseanneRoast is only going to be funny Bc if you really did roast her you would end world hunger-- POLICE CHIEF
@JaneMarieLynch real stoked #RoseanneRoast is comin up.. I'm thinkin big romp. Honeyglazed or not she can eat it! ;^)
@JaneMarieLynch real stoked #RoseanneRoast is comin up.. I'm thinkin big romp. Honeyglazed or not she can eat it! ;^)-- Kjell A. Ramfjord
...Princess Leia flipping people off or finally seeing what the wife in Married with Children looks like without the red wig #RoseanneRoast
...Princess Leia flipping people off or finally seeing what the wife in Married with Children looks like without the red wig #RoseanneRoast-- Anna Claessen