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17 Signs It's Time To Leave The Bar

It's better to leave the bar before you embarrass yourself — but it can be hard to know when the time has come. Here are the top signals that it's time for you to make your exit. For more embarrassing episodes, watch Inside Amy Schumer, Tuesdays at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central.

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1. When The Bar Names A Drink After You

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2. When Your Phone Intervenes

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3. When Your Viewpoint Looks Like This

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4. When You Stop Using Glasses Altogether

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5. At The First Sign Of Clumsiness

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6. When Your Interpretive Dance Doesn't Go Over Very Well

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7. When You Start Getting Handsy

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8. When You Get Sassy

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9. When You Start SWEARING That You Don't Feel Anything

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10. When You Start Taking Off Your Clothes

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11. When You Put On Other People's Clothes

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12. When You Start To Find Santa Sexy

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13. When You Start Re-Enacting "Dirty Dancing"

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14. When You Become A Tourist Attraction

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15. When You Start Kissing Your Roommates

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16. When You're Too Cool For The Bathroom

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17. When There's A "Wet Nut Contest"

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Yeah, "wet nut contests" are when it's time to find your buddy and make for the closest exit. And for more embarrassing episodes, check out Comedy Central’s “Inside Amy Schumer," Tuesdays at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central.