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11 Reasons Adulting Is Too Damn Hard

Suddenly there's a day for laundry?! Catch Idiotsitter on Comedy Central after Workaholics, and find out why Billie and Gene weren't cut out for adulting.

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1. Because you have a fancy degree but a bullshit job.

This is a betrayal of everything your college counselor promised you.
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This is a betrayal of everything your college counselor promised you.

2. Because there's no more summer break.

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You can't give someone almost 20 years of summer breaks then suddenly TAKE IT ALL AWAY.

3. Because now you're in charge of your own health care.

So you haven't been to the dentist in two years...
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So you haven't been to the dentist in two years...

4. Because it's becoming socially unacceptable for your parents to pay your phone bill.

What if they like paying for it? What if it's the last vestige of your childhood that they're holding on to? Why deprive them of that?!
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What if they like paying for it? What if it's the last vestige of your childhood that they're holding on to? Why deprive them of that?!

5. Because your paycheck is always smaller than you think it'll be.

And then you pay rent, and you cry.
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And then you pay rent, and you cry.

6. Because you have to do your taxes.

The thing that you never learned how to do? Now you have to do it every year for the rest of your life or you go to jail.
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The thing that you never learned how to do? Now you have to do it every year for the rest of your life or you go to jail.

7. Because nobody tells you when to go to bed, so you're always tired.

If we're supposed to get a full night's sleep then why was television even invented?!
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If we're supposed to get a full night's sleep then why was television even invented?!

8. Because business casual is a thing now.

Those are two completely opposite things. Everybody gets that, right?!
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Those are two completely opposite things. Everybody gets that, right?!

9. Because shotgunning a beer before going out is suddenly frowned upon.

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You used to pregame everything. And it was glorious.

10. Because technically you can eat whatever you want...

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...but you have to live with the consequences.

It's life's most bitter joke.
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It's life's most bitter joke.

11. Because no matter what you do, you keep getting older.

You can't escape the cruel passage of time, and it totally blows.
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You can't escape the cruel passage of time, and it totally blows.

When you're bad at adulting, you need a sitter. Check out Comedy Central's Idiotsitter Thursdays after Workaholics.

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