1. People with weird drug problems.
2. People in creepy rehabs.
3. People who have been kidnapped by a drug lord.
4. People with grim futures.
5. Sleazy used car salesmen.
6. People with no manners.
7. People who don’t know proper gun use.
8. People who still dress like Miami Vice is popular.
9. People who are just pretty messed up.
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