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Proof That The Internet Is Actually Your Mother

What's more maternal than your browser? Besides your actual mother? The internet is important to you, and Comcast knows that. That's why they've come up with new service innovations like the XFINITY My Account App that help to make sure your internet is always there when you need it.

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If you ask it nicely, it'll do your homework for you.


It loves to brag about your old baby pictures on Throw Back Thursday.

It takes care of you when you're sick.

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It shields you from bullies.


It brings you breakfast in bed.

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It's exceptionally good at bargain shopping.

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It doesn't want you to overdo it with the TV.

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It reads your diary.


It sends you emails that don't make any sense.

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It'll remind you to call your sister on her birthday.


It wants to set you up with a nice girl/boy.

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It always has your back.

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You definitely can't live without it.

Check out Comcast's new service innovations here!

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It's a whole new day at Comcast. Hold us to it.