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15 Unconventional Snowmen That Break All The Rules

Three snowballs and a button nose? Not on their watch. This winter, grab your Omni-Heat™ by Columbia Sportswear and spend a little extra time making your snowmen the best they can be. They deserve it.

1. This guy enjoys hitting the slopes in his natural habitat.

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2. These guys are always on the lookout.

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You better watch out...

3. These fellas don't leave the house without their posse.

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"We wear our sunglasses at night..."

4. This snowman sitting very patiently while he gets a new hairstyle.

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Pine needles are just soooooo in this winter.

5. This big guy born with a little extra snow on him...

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6. ...and this little buddy who chooses to never grow up.

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7. Oh look, it's an ACTUAL snow man.

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You know, just taking a sensible winter nap.

8. This city dweller just watching people go by his stoop.

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9. This guy who isn't afraid to go on an awesome adventure.

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Can you blame him? Do you SEE that view?!

10. Or this adventurist who's a little more well traveled than his friends.

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11. This snowman just trying to make a living during its short time on this world.

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12. This canine just chilling with his real-life doppelgänger.

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Which one is real?! (Hint: The one on the right is made of snow.)

13. This guy who is known to stop traffic.

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14. This crazy guy who just wants to spice up his life a little.

15. And of course, the simple, classic snowman that will never go out of style.

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