1. Snapping gratuitous gym selfies.
No one cares bruh.
3. Swiping right on everyone no matter what.
4. Talking crap about your friend's favorite sports teams on social:
5. Taking self-love to an all-new level.
6. Hooking up with co-workers.
7. Constantly checking your smartwatch.
9. Ghosting on someone you're dating instead of breaking up.
10. Binge-watching to no avail.
11. And sliding into people's DMs like:
Wash off those dirty habits with Irish Spring.
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