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Bonebrakin' My Heart

This is his first relationship, but also it's Ben. So, put yourself in the shoes of everyone's favorite business pre-med Phi Delt and find out how to maneuver love with a reasonable and conventional young lady! Prove your Bonebrake knowledge! What Would Ben Do?

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  1. Time to eat! What choice should you avoid?
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    Incorrect
    Dorm food
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Brandeis
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    There is no good answer!

    Luckily, Jill is very easy to please. However, you still mess this up. You snack on peanut butter pretzel crackers while you study. You're even sweet and offer one to Jill! She pops it into her mouth. That is when you tell her it had been on the ground.

    There is no good answer!
  2. It's a school night and Jill wants to go to Scary Acres in the FREEZING COLD. What do you do?
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    Go with her
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Distract her
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Good job! You've convinced her to stay indoors. Jill will live to see another day.

    However, you do so by offering yourself as a model for her to practice special effects on. You end up looking like Harry Potter had he never been given sunlight or love. This is not the first time she has put makeup on you.

    Good job! You've convinced her to stay indoors. Jill will live to see another day.
  3. Study time! What do you want to hear?
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    Incorrect
    South Park on the TV
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Singing to myself
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's both, but this is worse.

    This is what you turn to as soon as Family Guy is off for the night. Equally distracting, you make sure the volume is nice and healthy. Jill gets nothing done, and somehow you're still pre-med despite this choice.

    It's both, but this is worse.
  4. Movie time with Jill! She suggests "The Graduate."
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    Incorrect
    What's The Graduate?
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    Incorrect
    Sure!
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN

    ALL OF CREIGHTON, YOU SPECIFICALLY SOMEHOW, THINK THAT JILL IS EXAGGERATING. IT IS A CINEMATIC CLASSIC. THAT'S NOT A WEIRD JILL THING. THAT IS AN ACTUAL REAL-WORLD FACT. SHE KNOWS SHE WATCHES WEIRD MOVIES. THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE.

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN
  5. Jill has a show! Does she have to kiss anybody?
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    Nope!
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Yeah..
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Unfortunately she does, and it's not a peck.

    However, you're so supportive and chill that this is fine with you! It's her job! She finds you after the show in the crowd. She asks you if you closed your eyes at that part. "No," you say. "I saw all of it. I didn't have my glasses on though, so I couldn't see who the guy was." You make it sound a little bit like you would fight the culprit if you found him, but you went to Prep, so that's never going to happen! You survived Shakespeare AND watching your girl fake cheat on you. Fun night! Good job!

    Unfortunately she does, and it's not a peck.
  6. You crazy college kid, you're drunk! What do you say to Jill?
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    "Iowa is garbage."
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    Incorrect
    You flirt!
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You tell her that her home is garbage when you're SOBER, silly. This is when you get brave!

    Maybe a bit too brave? Unfortunately, you send a flirty text to a group chat by mistake- not Jill specifically. Jill finds this hysterical. You however, refuse to let this go all night and decide you "can never return to Creighton."

    You tell her that her home is garbage when you're SOBER, silly. This is when you get brave!
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