Look at these two progressive heartthrobs. Hero Images / Getty Images *le sigh* A breath of fresh air? Mais oui. Davids' Adventures Photos / Getty Images Wonder what the camera loves more: those dimples or their foreign policy? Jgi / Getty Images Bet they don't even need a filter. Not fair. Stop it, you two. We just can't. Maskot / Getty Images America is losing the ability to even right now. Here come the refugees, choo-choo! Davids' Adventures Photos / Getty Images Mon dieu, they'll open up for just about anything. I bet they're dreaming about healthcare. Davids' Adventures Photos / Getty Images Our only preexisting condition is jealousy. What handicap? Tom Merton / Getty Images We'll take these two on the green over Trump any day. Mmm, whatever they're cooking smells great. Tara Moore / Getty Images Gosh. Leading the free world sure does work up an appetite. Pleasant dreams, you crazy kids. Portra / Getty Images Someone get America a cigarette.